Oh, So Far Behind!

You should see how many posts I have lined up to write! My life is just so stimulating these days: changing foreign diapers; working foreign jobs; hosting, attending, and crashing foreign parties; mutilating foreign languages. So many good ideas, so little time. I think I’ll need to drink a nice big glass of Coke one night. It’ll make me so hyper I’ll be able to write for hours…